Common Beer, You Use To Be So Cool

Okay so I've been thinking since I read that news article yesterday about beer having a bad rap. So I've got a plan to resolve all this and get the beer industry back on track. The problem with beer is that it is to cheap and has just become associated with the hobos way of life. The reason for this is clearly OVERPRODUCTION which forces prices down. Now from time to time this actually happens in the diary industry and the government buys the surplus to keep the prices from dropping. Well this same simple principle could be applied to beer, that's right instead of government cheese it's government beer. Okay I know the government won't just give away beer so here's what to do, they can simply extract the Alcohol from the beer itself and here's the kicker give it away free to all people who drive Alcohol powered cars. With Beer cost high hobos can know longer afford it and it becomes a privilege for the rich once again. As you can see I'm clearly on to something, this could almost work I'm tell you just think about it for a while, it'll grow on you. On the opposite end of the spectrum here is this website that returns any picture you type in to find over into ASCII format it's pretty cool just check it out.

http://www.c6.org/toogle/

I know what your thinking, it's the greatest thing you have ever seen. Anyway have a good day tomorrow and stay warm cause that cold front is supposed to be coming in tomorrow and negative temperatures could happen.
-LordSteven